Update

Well, it seems I spoke to soon - Mediafire has removed all of my files, including every link on this site.  Can anybody recommend a good alternative? 

Ululation

Behold, little ones!  Your lamentations do not fall upon deaf ears.  What started as a simple weekend investigation turned into a cross-dimensional goose chase, and upon my Return to the Swamp I find that the end of blog things has come and gone, and nobody told me. 

The archives are intact, though.  Sorry to leave you with such a shitty black metal record, but I'm pretty excited to sit down and sort out all these submissions from readers. 

Those of you who've expressed interest in the field of parallel-universe record collecting, you're right, it should have been Lars.